cea mai dulce fetiţă

Scurt şi la obiect => NU sunt:

• mumushyk, frumushyk..pt începătoare,
• assasyna,
• ulâtaa,
• bella,
• îngelash(dulce),
• talent 2008,
• dulcik,
• plyntzesa, pryntzesaa,
• pisicutza,
• papushyk,
• gagicara,
• barbie( oi fi eu blondina with blue eyes..but never a barbie), therefore şi “Blondutza”,
• micuzzza,
• scumpyk/scooompyk(la alegere iarăşi),
• bebelusha (era să-l uit),
• visul tău,

şi alte pseudonime/nickuri/porecle/înjurături pe faţă/alintături stupide. Nu cred că sunt singura care m-am convins că fătucile cărora le place să se alinte singure, deja sigur trebuie să fie în ceva neregulă cu ele.

=> NU-mi plac/e:

• pluşurile/jucăliile pluuush..şi nu, chiar nu mi-am obligat prietenii să-mi aducă porcării roz şi pufoase şi dulci şi scumpe şi adorabile şi ursuleţi şi iepulashy şi………..deci..NU!
• fetele creţe..nu le suport…din mai multe motive personale..toate încuiatele cu care am avut de-a face din păcate, erau creţe!!..deci..can’t stand zulufelele p***i, creţolinele, curly sweet (NOT)…etc.
• fetele de la poli..fetele de gaşcă de la poli..( cuvântul gaşcă având mai multe conotaţii: să ne băgăm în seamă de-aiureaaa, să ne băgăm nasul unde nu ne fierbe oaalaa, să fim nişte curvuliţe ipocrite, să adorăm să fim populaaaare, să fim flămânduţe efectiv dupâ o chestie lungă şi uneori sculaaatăă..etc).
• aglomeraţia, viaţa la grămadă, frăţia de sânge.
• mileurile şi bibelourile…mai ales puse în locuri total innapropiate.
• să fiu trezită forţat la 7 dimineaţa :X:X.
• ciudaţii, tarzanii, kiobenii, ţăranii de oraş ţin să subliniez, ţonţoneii(a.k.a tzontzoneii), tricourile roz la băieţi, gelaţii, sau ăştia îmbrăcaţi prea colorat.
• singurătatea.
• minciuna.
• promisiunile false.
• lipsa de încredere.
• chestiile forţate.
• restanţele.
• oamenii cu ochelari de cal.. narrow minded-din câte am văzut eu, în viaţa asta nu-i numai negru şi alb, slavă Domnului..mai este şi gri cu diferite nuanţe.
• şi lista va continua..dar acum îs prea obosită.

noi 2

mishanu :X :X

este aproape tot ce am eu mai bun şi mai frumos. De ce zic aproape?..pt că pe lângă el, mai există familia şi căţiva friends..(câţi mi-au mai rămas :-j ).

este tot ce nu sunt eu: bun, optimist, pozitiv, calm, echilibrat, răbdător.

jump it jump it!

http://www.angeloplessas.com/elasticenthusiastic/

mi s a parut foarte tare chestia asta, un site foarte reusit, si un antidot al plictiselii.

Dedicat unora de la poli

a girl’s guide to geek guys..l-am găsit şi mi s-a părut amuzant şi adevărat..hai enjoy it

Why Geek Dudes Rule

They are generally available.

Other women will tend not to steal them.

They can fix things.

Your parents will love them.

They’re smart.

Where The Geek Dude Lurks

While they are often into alternative music, geek dudes tend not to go to shows too often. Instead you’ll find them hanging out with their friends, discussing the latest hardware revolution or perfecting their Bill Gates impressions. You know how some people wear t-shirts with their favorite bands on them, thus showing that they went to certain shows? Well, geek dudes wear t-shirts with the logos of different software companies on them, thus showing that they are up on the latest, um, releases. A small, though convivial, rivalry may be detected here amongst the geek dudes. Try wearing one yourself and see if he strikes up a conversation. Of course the best way to meet a geek dude is through the Internet. All geeks harbor a secret fantasy about meeting some girl in cyberspace, carrying on an e-mail romance in which he has the chance to combine an activity he is comfortable with, computing, with one he is very uncomfortable with, socializing. To many geek dudes, cyberdating is just an advanced form of some kind of video game, but they are frustrated by a lack of players. Their lack is your strength.

Once You’ve Nabbed Him

Of course, catching that geek guy is only half the battle. Keeping him by your side is another story altogether. I was privileged to speak with Miss Victoria Maat, who not only got herself a geek guy but was also clever enough to marry him just a few short months ago. She interrupted her newlywed bliss to give us a few tips on the care and feeding of a geek man: Geeks are sensitive and caring lovers and husbands. If you can hang with the techno-lifestyle, they make the best mates. They are the most attractive people, not flashy or hunky, but the kind who get cuter and more alluring over time (I told you she was a newlywed). Definitely give geeks a chance.

Geek Lifestyle

The geek dude has long work habits and tends to bring his work home with him. He seems permanently connected to his hard disk. You must at least appear interested in his work. Generally, a solid understanding of the computer is a must; if you cannot master this, you should at least be able to talk the talk. Remember most geeks are anal and they get stressed about details which appear insignificant. Be understanding, put on your best Deanna Troi face (see above) and empathize. To relax, geeks love to play the latest computer games. Let him play Myst or Chuck Yeager’s Air Combat for hours if he wants to. Act concerned if he’s stuck or has just been ambushed by three MiGs. My geek loves to try to help people on the Internet who say that they are stuck in Myst. He comes up with clever riddles instead of directing them point blank. Geeks also like to go to sci-fi and Japanese animated movies, again, a basically harmless vent for your man.

Geek Buddies

Many geeks extend their work friendships into what they jokingly refer to as RL (Real Life, also known as “that big room with the ceiling that is sometimes blue and sometimes black with little lights”). The greatest thing about your geek’s buddies is that you can feel secure in setting them up with your girlfriends. They may feel awkward around females at first, so don’t overwhelm them. In time they will come out of their shell and realize that you are into the same things they are.

weeeeeeeed

This are the guidelines to follow when smoking. It is by no means the ‘definitive’ etiquette of smoking your weed. No doubt, just like in the ways of marijuana growing, the smoking etiquette varies from country to country and we would love to learn your local customs so send them on in!

1. The person who rolls the joint, gets to light it.
2. Pass the joint around in a circular fashion.
3. Do not hang on the joint for too long – this is called a ‘Bogart’ and is a serious breach of etiquette.
4. If when smoking, someone asks for a sip of your drink, you must give them some, dry mouth is horrible and tortuous.
5. If you ask for a sip of someone’s drink, take only that and NOT a gulp.
6. It’s very impolite to pass someone the very end of a joint.
7. Try not to get the end of the joint wet with saliva.
8. If a good friend runs out of weed and you have some spare, give it to him and he in turn will reciprocate in your time of need.
9. Don’t skin up using someone else’s gear without asking.

When a friend arrives from a particularly ‘dry’ country, always meet them with a joint ready! Spread those good vibes!

Atât de util ghidul în sesiune:)))